I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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