I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Actions speak louder than pants.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just want to make out with him forever
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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