it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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