i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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