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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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