he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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