I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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