Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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