Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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