so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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