I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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