I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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