Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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