Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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