I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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