I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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