So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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