I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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