I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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