is your mom at the bar?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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