the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
pray to the hookup gods
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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