Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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