id be glad to
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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