He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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