So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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