Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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