it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I deserve this hangover.
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