we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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