party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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