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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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