She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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