that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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