I think I am morally bankrupt
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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