You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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