You really coming over, don't trick.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
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As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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