I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You dont lie about slip and slides
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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