I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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