My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I can text with my tongue
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Randomize
