Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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