Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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