It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
