You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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