i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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