i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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