just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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