Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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