Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
where am i from again
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
