Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i just had sex bonerless
Who wears a wallet chain?!
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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