Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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