It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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