He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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