K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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