You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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