I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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